Hi. I’m Naomie, brand strategist + copywriter for authentic and playful brands.
Once upon a business, you needed a fairy brand mother.
A sprinkling of fairy dust (AKA strategic, grabs-you-by-the-eyeballs copy) all over your brand.
But the perfect fairy brand mother was nowhere, and I mean nowhere to be found.
✔ Creating brands that get noticed.
✔ Writing words that propel businesses.
✔ Leaving the world a more honest, authentic place.
(And sparking joy along the way.)
Kind, talented, and (clearly) humble copywriter + brand strategist changing the world.
One brand at a time.
I’m #grateful. Grateful to be here. Grateful you’re reading this. Grateful for coffee. Grateful for Grammarly. Grateful that I get to help businesses grow.
I know what you’re thinking.
Every industry is saturated. Every niche is overflowing. Every good domain name is taken.
Cutting through the noise is harder and harder.
You need something to be the Belle of the ball.
A je ne sais quoi.
Something that communicates your vision, your message, your why with bedazzling brilliance and crystal clarity.
What you need is a BRAND.
Not just any brand.
A brand that sets. you. apart.
And creates a tribe of loyal and loving customers along the way.
And that’s kinda my thing.
Work with me in 3 magical ways.
(Talking mice and ugly stepsisters not included. Sorry.)
Fairy Brand Mother
Go from stuck to glass-slipper-clarity. Whether you need a website audit or a branding strategy session, get clear insights and actionable takeaways in a two-hour session. We’ll take a macro and micro look at your business. You’ll leave with strategic insight and targeted recommendations to boost your messaging.
The Cinderella Story
(AKA project work)
Be the Belle at the ball at every brand touchpoint. Web copy, email marketing, brand packaging, business naming, signage — the whole shebang. Get end-to-end collaboration on strategy, copy, research, and design
Projects start at $1000
Turn This Pumpkin Into A Coach
(AKA dedicated VIP day)
Skip the queue and then skip into the sunset with a dedicated VIP day. Your project will be bumped to the top of my roster with 7 hours of undivided attention on your copy. Plus 3 days of follow-up support.
Naomie, I’m sold. But uh…remind me why I need a brand again?
Here’s the deal: Human beans form first impressions within 7 seconds. (I assume it’s the same for lima beans.)
That means you have just 7 seconds to deliberately and strategically evoke interest in your target audience. By saying the right things to the right people.
And that’s why your brand must:
✔ Differentiate you from your competition
(by showcasing how you’re unique — in a good way)
✔ Create an emotional appeal for your people
(so that they feel drawn and connected to your brand)
✔ Convert passing acquaintances into brand BFFs
(with messaging that speaks to their very deepest desire)
You have excellent taste in fairy brand mothers. Just sayin'.
"Naomie’s branding helped us bring out what we always wanted."
- Dovid Newman, ShabbosKodesh.com
OK. You write cute and all. But we’re an *adjusts tie* results-driven company.
Show me some results.
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We turned a:
sleepy email list
engaged and active list with an avg open rate of 60%
outdated site with clunky UX
sleek, modern site with 2x the orders
Plain Jane delivery box
smile-cracking, brand-reinforcing packaging