Psst. Yeah, hi. Over here. Looking for a project in September '24? Nice. Book a call here
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So you’ve been looking for a fairy brand mother, eh?
You looked here.
You scroll on LinkedIn: nope nope nope nope.
You looked there.
You browse on Google: nope nope nope nope.
You looked everywhere..
You check behind the microwave:
nope nope nope honeyifoundmykeys! nope.
And then you found one.
Maybe even ‘the’ one.
Hey :) I'm Naomie.
Strategist to powerful, playful brands.
Writer of conversion copy that sparks joy, boosts sales, and creates results.
Mommy to three princesses who casually color on the walls like it’s nobody's business.
The good news: You’re launching something amazing into the world
The bad news: You don't know how to stand out
Cutting through the noise is harder than slicing day-old sourdough with a plastic knife.
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​And if the thought of attempting that makes you want to hide under your bed for a day (or 3-5 business months), you’re not alone.
*casually ticks every box*
Standing out and creating a distinctive brand is possible….if you have the right partner.
Someone who:
Gets into the heart of your target market
Because if you don’t *really* get your audience, they’ll keep a-scrollin’.
Writes like a human
Because you need to speak the language of your (presumably human) audience.
Won’t write “results-driven” buzzwords that make you gag
Because no one likes gagging.
Creates a you-nique™ voice that will differentiate you
Because your brand individuality is what sets you apart.
Shares a mutual disdain for washing dishes
Tell me I’m not the only one.
I’ve spent years immersed in all things copy + branding. Y'know, courses, training, research, regularly scheduled meltdowns, and hours of coaching.
With one goal: to help your brand stand out.
When we work together, I turn your strengths, weaknesses, and adorable quirks into a compelling brand that your people want to connect with.
Hmmm...what else do you want to know about me?
Rain makes me happy. Give me a cuddly sweater and a mug of something hot and we’re good to go.
I’m a mindfulness freak. (Minus the yoga though…)
At age 7 I wrote a thriller novel but lost the manuscript. Shame. It was a good one. I think.
I was born in a rural village in France. But I’m actually British. Bonjour mate.
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Lifehack I’ve learned: When in doubt, always call your mother. Always.
I don’t just write good
I speak good too.
Book me to speak at your event or podcast.
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Get an authentic, insightful, and alarmingly witty speaker who’ll have your smartypants audience laughing, possibly weeping, and unwittingly learning something.
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(I’ll even throw in my butter-smooth English accent for free.)
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